Any suggestions?

How about black slime?

I'm thinking a mud mixture that will pour down on you while dressed in a nice dress shirt, tie and dress pants. Don't forget the dress shoes. If mud isn't good for you , then a pancake syrup and cocholate syrup mix

show us your messy feet next time

how about a nice thick cake mix, pancake mix or rice pudding.

I think you might enjoy maple syrup

Definitely black slime!