What are your favorite substanves to get messy with and why?

To start this off I would say mine are glue and paint. The heaviness off the glue is amazing and the smell just does something for me. The paint adds vibrant colors and usually isnt too bad to clean up.

I love custard! Its heavy and sloppy, smells good and easy to clean!

Mud! It'll always be mud for me!

Eggs! I love the feeling and the consistency of it breaking and running over my head/body. And it's always a surprise, sometimes it running fast, sometime slow. And if it's cold, it's better.

Not to exciting but definitely slime. Green, chunky thick slime. There is just something so embarrassing about being slimed I can't get enough of it! The feeling of it running down my face or filling my clothes is absolutely the best!

I love seeing people get slimed although for some reason I've had this image in my head of a model wearing a bodycon maxi dress getting covered in mud and it's weirdly more appealing than slime would be.

Same for me... Deep mud is always my #1

100% agree, my favorite messy substance is also eggs because of what you mentioned, added to the feeling of humiliation and breaking the rules that comes with cracking an egg on your head and the slimy and sticky sensation when you are covered in egg

I've tried a bunch but store bought pies haven't been topped.

They strike the perfect balance between the naughty feeling of ruining prepared dessert and the look and feel in general. See my profile image!

Cakes can be fun, but very hit or miss based on recipe.

Purely in feeling, syrups are really fun. I've tried melted tubs of ice cream once and that was great too.

Outdoors: Mud.

Indoors: Custard.

Love slime or a gloopy pie, but there's something special about frosting. Feels good, it's great for total destruction and it smells great too.

Good question probably
Mud and water molasses and marshmallow fluff
Many others this gets me thinking

My favorite messy substance is paint. I love the feeling of the paint covering every part of my body, turning me into a colorful statue.

It's gotta be MS "Clayzee Colours" for me.

It's the ultra-vivid colours of gunge combined with the rich smoothness of clay. Best of both worlds- absolute perfection.
(very easy to mix and clean up to boot!)

Honerable mention goes to MS VIVI Extreme- mix it thick and this stuff comes alive! Flows as a liquid but stays together in one big stretchy lump!! So much fun to pour out and roll about in...

I'm super spoiled now with all I get to use seconded. Nothing hits better than chunky slime

Mud. Natural tidal mud is deep smooth and amazing.

Barnyard mud. I grew up on the farm and that is where this all started for me (well before I had any interest in people), and the smell of the barnyard and the mud still triggers me deeply.

Definitely a smooth but thick cake batter sliming, nothing feels better when the weight first hits the top of your head and it coats your face

Yogurt #1
Cakes and pastries (would fuck)
Savory, smelly foods (also would do things to)

and mud I guess

Still haven't tried a classic slime+pies humiliation scenario, but I kinda want to now if I find someone to do the honors of trashing me

And Mehron (recently got some gold and bronze powder)

Oh Violet, I would love to do that! HA!

Maple syrup when I want easy cleanup. I love the texture and stickiness of it. There's something amazing about watching hair being covered in it and still being able to see the texture of the hair strands since it's translucent.

Peanut butter when I want difficult cleanup. I love the texture (as long as it's mixed with something else like jam to keep it wet) and I love the difficulty of the cleanup. There is a joy in knowing how deeply unpleasant it'll be to clean up afterwards (though at this point, I've gotten quite good at it).

That's tough to answer as I prefer different substances for different things.

Humiliation - Baked Beans.
It reminds me of a tv gameshow from my childhood when a ladies tights were filled. No idea when or how I would find it. But I remember her face when her tights were filled

knicker filling - rice pudding
Heavy and lumpy


But if I had to pick one.... Gunge
It feels and looks amazing. Especially thick gunge. Plus I'm even turned on by the word I love the intro and lead-up to the gunging where they say "You are close to a gunging" etc. Then "get in the gunge tank". Every time the word is said I get turned on.

Lotions, moisturizing creams, and massage creams. I love the way it feels and smells. Plus, the next day my skin feels amazing.

I love shaving foam pie cause it's easy to wash off. I love paint too, and clown makeup of course

Pudding mixed with applesauce and sometimes oatmeal

Mud because it's free.

Gunge because it's so much more fun than food alternatives. After using gunge from messy supplies, I'm in no rush to ever use food again.

Cake batter and cool whip have to be my favorites, Love a brightly colored cake batter pie topped with a heaping amount of cool whip. easy to get (US) easy to clean up and tastes great.

Baked beans or creamed corn, primarily because I LOVE they way it glistens and oozes down the body when it's poured all over you. Especially when fully clothed!

Yeah definitely egg it's very kinky but need to be in the right mood. Very disgusting and degrading. But the best feeling is thick warm porridge or cake batter.
I'm yet to try extremely deep mud which I think would be unreal.